It is an old designer’s adage that I’ve adopted (perhaps foolishly) as my business plan:

Cheap, Fast or Good: Pick 2

Now, if this is not immediately obvious, please allow me to enlighten you:

If something is cheap & fast, it’s not going to be good.
If something is cheap & good, it’s not going to be fast.
If something is fast & good, it’s not going to be cheap.

This is really sort of like a law of the universe woven into the space-time continuum.  BUT, we can try, can’t we?

I’ve devised a way.